The smiley on Blog are sooo boring. i wish you could import them but as much as ive tried I cant. Only save them in my media and upload them. Any ideas anyone?
Happy little things lol
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The Apprentice was hotting up last night and the nails were out and sharp.
Lindy got the Alan Sugar Finger - As the head of sales who didnt actually sell anything!
Jennifer seems to be a power hungry bitch - perfect winning material.
Then theres Lucinda who comes across as soft and dappy..
I like Lucinda - cant wait for next week
Go Lucinda... 
Im at work and I have to copy the Class 4's Play to DVD to sell to the parents. I am using Nero and havnt a clue.
Has anyone ever used it so that they could explain to me in the most simplest format which part of Nero do I use!!!
I have edited it in Windows Movie Maker and downloaded that onto a CD which is now in another PC with a DVD burner Drive.
Now its saying all sorts of Formats. WMA - whats that? I just need it to Burn to a DVD which Parents can watch in their standard DVD players.
HELP 
Have decided to write songs.........
Im pretty good I think. This is one I penned today totally inspirational - probably I think a bit cause im a tad hungry from my diet (started today)
What do you think?........Do you think there is a market for my stuff?.............
Your all going to get them anyways lol.....
Gravy on chipsYeah
CRAZY GUITAR INTRO - lot of headbangin
Taste in yr mouth
With a Northern twist
made from granules from the tinYeah…
not like yellow custard
Or underpants
Gravy on yr lips
Gravy on yr chips
Crazy GravyMmmmmmmmm
GUTAIR GONE MAD…….
What about some cheese
Pleeeeze
Custard yellow smoking mellow
Gravy cheesy chips
Whats that smell?
Lips like chips
Cheesy lips
Crazy Gravy
Mmmmmmmmmm
STRUMMING
Apple sauce from the pot
With chips fatty hot
Sweet and sowa
In yr Face
Big Disgrace Wow wow wow
Sweet fat lips
Taste those chips
Pour on Gravy Yeah
Mmmmmmmmmm
ROCKING MAD
Gravy Gravy Chips and Gravy
Cheese on chips and chips on Gravy
With Apple sauce
Course
Yeah
MORE CRAZY OUT TRO………………..
A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"
"That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday went by with the same result.
Wednesday went by with the same result.
Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye! 
Back to work tomorrow as school hols are over now.
Had a very lazy two weeks not doing all that much really. Had planned to decorate but now I have plans to build another house/flats and convert mine into flats dosent seem much point. So the lounge has stayed Caribean
Holiday curtisy of the previous owners!
Then........
Had quite a quiet week-end really. Rotten weather yesterday which kept us indoors. A planned naughty night with my man was overtaken by his children, whilst my daughter disapeared off on saturday night to a sleep over and then reappeared on Sunday at 3.30pm!!
I did my ironing while watching the Emmerdale Omnibus. Exiting stuff aye!
Now im off to read the final chapters of Blowfly and its going to be weel good and then some sleep. Early up in the morning to do ponies and back into the old work mode routine.
Nite Campers 
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Who in their right mind thought that what Eastenders needed to boost the ever decreasing ratings was to bring back the dreadful Bianca and Ricky?
Along with her children of every shape age size and colour she will now propably take over every scene shot, dressed in her trendy pinker than pink tracky with lovely hopped earings that can only get bigger as the show continues, eventually matching the size of her mouth.
Who will win the earing competition?
Contenders at the moment
Pat Butcher 10/1 joint favourite
Bianca 10/1
Stacey Slater 8/1
They all got invited to a party with not a drink in sight. Took over, turned up some crappy music and proceeded to jump on the sofas!
They surely must be No 1 on anyones guest list!!
Then there is Ricky who left thinking he was going to make the big time out there in celebrity world. With famous film and TV producers offering him endless work hes turned it all down to come back and work on Eastenders.
Bless and there we all were thinking he was off having some more acting lessons!
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Went to show today (horse show)! My M qualified for the Trailblazer Pony Final in Stoneleigh in Aug. They only take 20 from the south/east region She has such a smiley face. Was a great day even tho I was up at 5.45 Didnt think we would get that far as there was stiff competition. Secretly hoping she would do ok and also thinking of the cost there after - 3 days stables, entries and fuel not counting where to sleep - probably trailer lol.
Cant believe she did em all. YES!! Opened a bottle to celebrate as Im still off for another week. Mmmm knackered but happy....
I no ........
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Well I am on half term hols right now and today I am feeling really guilty as ive done absolutely sweet FA.. Been sat watching all tv and surfing the net for my daughters homework. she is taking Graphic Design at school and has to come up with Calligrams which until now have never really had much to do with... until now!! 
Apart from the ive sat watching this morning, loose women, some old grey haired doc in a hospital, doctors and now Stargate..
What a busy day. Good job no one can see me and then when my girl gets home from school I begin to act all busy like. Lol lol lol
Bad Me!!!
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