Just watched X factor.... Why on earth didnt the bloke with the beard get thro. The one who sang elton j song? He was the winner!!! Instead they put thro some foreign bloke who couldnt sing and some black woman who cant sound out her words properly.... and wheres the Army bloke. He was great. I thought Simon Cowell had taste and lets face it he manipulates everyones decision until he gets his way anyway!!
Boycott........Mmmmm.......probably not strong enough
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X Factor - Whats going on???!!!
JoKiNg ApArT !!!
I don't really understand Harry Potter. I mean I can accept the Unicorns, the giant trolls and the Dragons..... but have you ever seen a ginger kid with 2 mates?!
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Boy asks his grannie "Have you seen my pills they were labeled 'LSD'?"
grannie replies "fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"
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Man goes into an Amsterdam Brothel & asks the madame for the fattest bird with the saggiest tits and a minge like a ripped out fireplace.
The Madame asks "Feeling kinky are we sir?"
"No" replies the man just fucking homesick!!
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Pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was a right sort for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog & she asked me if id ever had a mother/daughter 3-some? I said No. She said tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to hers, she opened the door & shouted up the stairs...
"Mum, you still awake?" !!!
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Black man walks into the job centre and tells the assistant he's desperate for a job.... the assistant replies " thats fortunate we have just one in for a chauffeur for a multi-millionaire to look after his twin nympho daughters on overseas trips with a salary of 200K a year". The Black man says "your bullshitting me..."
assistant replies "you fucking started it"!!
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Essex girl in bed with her boyfriend says "How dare you call me a slapper. Get out of bed right now...... and take your fucking mates with ya"!!!
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Blogging?
Do you think blogging is an additive for people who dont actually match up to reality. But what is reality? I just wonder in my case if it is a fill in for all the evenings i sit here at home alone.
If I had someone in my life who did things with me would I actually be here typing on this keyboard? My best mate and Bon Homme, on his own for years has just entwined himself with a new ladyfriend and he has never felt the need for this virtual world.
I know my realtionship has a fair number of gaps but sometimes I like to just pen how I feel.
For now it all feels fine & im probably talking shit! x
Dilema - Sexual
What would you prefer
Schoolgirl in white - all looking very virginal OR...
Schoolgirl in black - dirty naughty slut
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goodnight campers
Just a very friendly night to all and all
and to say have a hearty week end
Better than best..xx
Kicking the Habit
M has recently decided to quit smoking. A man that from the age of 10 has smoked and until recently smoked 40 - 60 cigs a day.
He went to the docs and got these famous tablets that everyone is raving about and now 14 days later has not had one cigarette.
He says hes not really had any side effects and altho a bit sharper he has not become that grumpy old man.
My question to any of you who have either quit using these tabs or been with someone who has.
Has it effected your/their sex drive? M seems to have forgotten what its for!!
Football Widow - I blame Arsenal
Yes its that time of year again. Football from every corner. My man has a 10 yr old son who is also football mad. They watch every Arsenal game. Travel up to the Emirates to watch them at least once a month on a Saturday. If there not there then his son is playing for a local boys club on Saturday morning. He trains with another club on Friday evening and plays again on Sunday morning. They watch some match or other most Wednesdays on TV and today im told Arsenal are playing this afternoon. Hence me here............Dont these fucking footballers ever have a day off?
Whilst I do enjoy watching an important game and enjoy watching Arsenal especially when Henry played (more for his body) I also have a life...
I think im going to have to sit down with a calendar and book in those odd moments when he might actually want to see me......
Maybe I could walk on at half time with some oranges!
Yes I love the Football season!!












