just a little prick ........it wont hurt i promise!!

Thank goodness all dun and dusted!

2nd attempt tomorrow to complete the 1st aid course I half did the other week and then turned up on the wrong day for the exam!!  
Am so exited (not) The man teaching is like uncle Albert on Fools & Horses.. God do you remember the war. I digress, I digress, I digress     soooo boring!
More bandaging and blowing up plastic dolls - no not the sort down soho.. Still I tie a pretty mean knot now. Might come in useful for those odd nights of bondage and deprivation I wish for   .. and if I get hurt ill be able to "attend" to myself................ 

Brief synopsis

Have just moved house
Decorated daughters bedroom & want tv plumbed into it

Tonight have put tv in room
Put Video recorder in room
Put Playstation 2 in room
Put Digibox in room
Have wires and scart leads absolutely every where

I no i have to get aerial from roof into bedroom and thats in hand ( I hope) but............

CAN ANYONE HELP WITH WHAT GOES WHERE?????
 

Ive tried and at this time of night my heads switched off. I suppose i could pay some tv man but shit id rather... not.........

Just need a run thro as to where to stick what!!!!!

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Not been online much lately and been so busy with unpacking and getting plastered that have had no time to sit and write.

House is great have been decorating like a luni daughters bedroom as she been away with friends to centre parks for a weeks hol.
She been wanting curtain poles in her bedroom since about two house moves ago so I at last thought well why not. Found some cheap ones at B & Q for 6 quid each didnt match the room but what the fuck!! and stuck one up only to watch it fall out the wall along with some of the plaster!!!
Yeah great apparently raw plugs not in deep enough.
Shit I hate drilling and screwing!! Cant seem to take to it. Gave up and had a drink instead. Been like it eversince. Will have to get my Bon Homme in!!

M said her hol was great except she heard them having sex one night ( Newly met couple of 6 months & still going for it!)  Apparently for the rest of the holiday she wouldnt sleep sos they couldnt do it again. Your better than a condom i said!

My half term holiday at home consisted of rearraging furniture. My partner managed to free himself of his children and we set up a right dirty steamy night. He called to tell me to dress up in some dirty gear and told me wot he was gunna do to me and right in the middle of the phone call
 I came on. It was one of those moments when you just want to cry!. My night completely fucked and me not!!  I turned up and explained which he found hysterical ( warped humour too!).  Still I managed to find other ways to amuse myself!! lol

Saturday night I went to see James Morrison play in the local Pinetum (is that right?). The rain kept off and we had a picnic. Went with my best mate and his new girlfriend who have just come out after a steamy affair.  They wouldnt stop snogging. Yuk i said you two definately gunna catch something. New love aye! 
James was great except I drank alot. Rather fancied someone in the support band but im buggered if I can remember now.  Dont remember going home! I havnt spoken since  - hope i was not too embarracing.  M asked me what time I got home? For the life of me I didnt know but i did remember it was Dark!!

Since I was last on here they say ive been tagged what ever that is. You have to say things about yr self and tag 7 others i think. Ive never been much of a conformist and and I only got 6 friends anyway!.  Ill say 4 things about me and tag noone. Is that acceptable as im a quiet rebel!!
1. Ive just eaten sweetcorn chowder.
2. I hate snakes
3. My fav colour is duck egg green
4. I have a tattoo

Oh and bought a new pony last week.  Grey Connemara Mare called Maggi Malone.........
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