Q: My fiance still has feeling for his old girlfriends.
Im afraid he will not be faithful.
A: A mans capacity to love is boundless. It has been proven to increase with the number of sexual partners. Thus by having a few other women, your partner is really increasing his love for you. Best thing to do is buy him a nice, expensive present,cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My man has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. the man is a hunter and he need to prove his prowess with other men. Far from being pleasureable, a night out with the boys is a stressful affair & to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look back at how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home. Best thing to do is buy him a nice, expensive present,cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My man wants to experience three-in-a-bed-sex with me and my sister.
A: Your man is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you, so he goes for the next best thing, your sister. Far from being an issue this will bring all the family together. Why not get some cousins involved? If you are still apprehensive, then let him go with your relatives first. Buy him a nice, expensive present,cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his behavior.
Q: My man doesn't know where my clitorus is.
A: Your clitorus is if no concern to your man. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time. To help with the family budget, you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this,and to sell it at car boot sales. To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man an expensive present and cook him a delicious meal.
Q: My man goes straight to sleep after we make love, we have no time to talk.
A: Sex is an extremely difficult task for a man. Afterwards he needs rest. In fact the more he loves you the more hard working his love making is and the more rest he needs. Stop putting pressure on him.
Buy him a nice expensive present and cook him a nice meal.
Q: My mans effort at lovemaking only last 30 seconds!
A: Your man loves you very much. He is so turned on by you that he cannot control himself. In fact the shorter the "effort" the more he loves you. Return his love by buying him a nice expensive present and cooking him a nice meal.
Q: My man is uninterested in foreplay.
A: Foreplay to a man is very hurtful. What it means is that you do not love your man as much as you should and that he has to work alot to get you in the mood. Abandon all wishes in this area and make up to him by buying a nice expensive present and cooking a nice meal.
Q: My man has never given me an orgasm.
A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is fostered by militant, man hating feminists and is a danger to the family unit. Don't mention it again and show him your love by buying a nice expensive present. And don't forget thats delicious meal!!!!!!!!
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No i think ......like a stressed out mum!
!! He He - woke up with the worst bad back ive had in ages. Seems I was rather enthusiastic when we got back not only did earth move but apparently a fair bit of the furniture. Come the morning I looked like something from Planet of the Apes and felt like id been run over by a truck. Still cant stand straight. Oooooch!!
Chase solicitor.
Phone work.
until 5 and all booked help from mates have dun a runner for the night....Shit. Am desperate to get in house ...Fuck I like a challenge. Watch this space on that one.... 
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