Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between Male and Female birds...........

I always thought it had to be determined surgically!
Until Now!!!!!!!!

Which of the two birds is a Female..........?????

Below are two birds... Study them closely.........

See if you can spot which of the two of them is the Female!

It can be done.

Even by one with limited bird watching skills.....

Had good laugh last night with mate - we went to see about this face sculpture.  A new product out called sculptra or something like that. Seems you inject into the saggy areas and hey presto a new face. However although you  may have a fatter face your purse is somewhat thinner by about £1200.00.  Its not for me, however a demonstration of botox seems a better idea.  I will bear that in mind.......

My mate volenteered for a demo face peel and watched in anticipation as glycolic acid was brushed on her face.  Having changed to a shade of a ripening tomatoe it was washed off and more creams applied. I am waiting to hear just how much she has slothed overnight!

We ladies need all the help we can get,. Im sure not growing old gracefully, I shall fight to the end to try to look on the outside how I feel on the inside . Men seem to mature like wine we on the other hand seem to droop and sag when gravity takes its toll. How unfair!

Called to see another friend also at the beginning of a torrid relationship who is all smiles and groans as he remembers his previous night of passion without spilling the beans on the interesting bits.!!
Drank a good quantity  of wine, said goodnight and left him to his secret wispers on the phone.

So it was off to bed for me, dirty dream or two later then I slept so well that i overslept, woke up at 8 which was just too late but luckily  was still half dressed from the night before ....... I no dirty pig - does save time tho. . . . . . .  x

Didnt run last night - had yummy roast dins with big slice of chocy cake instead! Diet again today!.. Have eaten special K for lunch as feeling guilty......

Spent evening watching pony mad daughter ride her pony round and round and round and round! Chatted to fellow horse mate recently in new relationship with lovely man who sends her flowers every 10 days!
Is he for real....will it last??.....She well happy and loosing weight like you wont believe. They say its the best diet!

Got home to watch the tail end of Castaway. Love that programme. Didnt realise it was on in the week! Ha I am such a devoted fan!!!.
Downed a couple of Vodka's. Tried to get into the bathroom to no avail - had been over taken by teenagers - gave up and went to bed smelly!

Tonight im off with me mate for a session on face sculpturing!. Can do with it on the body too.  Not sure what it is but im sure it will involve alcohol at some stage.

This afty ive been commendeered to go see a rocket go up, go down or just unveiled - who no,s.  My job is great its just one big sticky black plastic every day..........

Bye for now x

Been thinking a while about setting up a blog, so at last I have. Not quite sure what happens next. I guess im just gunna go with the Flo  -  Is she any good at this?...........

Tis all a bit of a mystery so if there is anyone with a bit of spare time to show a girl whats what, id be much advised errr obliged!!