Feeling guilty not posted for an age.....
Not felt inspired been changing my life around.
Got myself a new job as a Science Technician .......help!!
I know nothing of science except from school and that was a while ago. Still whats a bung or two between friends...
Had puppies or rather the dog did ... quite how or who got there i cant imagine. It was all a bit of a surprise. Few weeks before they popped out I kinda knew she was a bit fatter slower, started breaking into chocolate and asked for apple sauce on her chips!
There were 6 but one died. They are now 9 weeks old and have completely wrecked the porch/ garden and shed!! Three have been sold for load of money £600 so cant complain there! and two are left a really lovely boy and a tiny hairy little girl which my darling daughter keeps mooning at me with big eyes to keep.

But can I really take on another idiot hairy arsed dog with muddy paws which jump all over my house and trample my beautiful car!!
We shall see.

I have put in a planning application in to build flats ajoining my house so am waiting for that which will keep me busy and poor until they are built and either rented or sold.

And biggest new of all is that M has asked me to go live with him.
This ive kinda put off for a while. The kids dont really see eye to eye and Im kinda thinking maybe im a bit too lazy to be mother to a whole brood of a family. This one im pondering on. There are pros and cons both ways and im summing them up.

Sanctuary gone
A Diminished sex life
kids everywhere
Double washing and Ironing
Lost control of the TV
Toast for a lazy T - I hate cooking
Alcoholic binges a thing of the past
Endless Fools and Horse and old Crap TV
Endless Housework in a house full of droppers!

or

An end to lonely nights.
Company
Cuddle in bed
Little and often sex!
Household bills halved
Food bills halved

Reading this back it dont sound tooo good..
I think I been on my own too long
Why do people move in together?
xx

Ive had puppies!!!!!  
or rather my dog Poppy has.........
Theyre soooo luvely
Will post pic soon

 xxx

 
CARY - JONI MITCHELL

Joni does no wrong!

If

The smiley on Blog are sooo boring. i wish you could import them but as much as ive tried I cant. Only save them in my media and upload them. Any ideas anyone?

Happy little things lol
x

The Apprentice was hotting up last night and the nails were out and sharp.

Lindy got the Alan Sugar Finger - As the head of sales who didnt actually sell anything!

Jennifer seems to be a power hungry bitch - perfect winning material.

Then theres Lucinda who comes across as soft and dappy..
I like Lucinda - cant wait for next  week
Go Lucinda...

Im at work and I have to copy the Class 4's Play to DVD to sell to the parents. I am using Nero and havnt a clue.
Has anyone ever used it so that they could explain to me in the most simplest format which part of Nero do I use!!!

I have edited it in Windows Movie Maker and downloaded that onto a CD which is now in another PC with a DVD burner Drive.
Now its saying all sorts of Formats. WMA - whats that? I just need it to Burn to a DVD which Parents can watch in their standard DVD players.
HELP

Have decided to write songs.........
Im pretty good I think. This is one I penned today totally inspirational - probably I think a bit cause im a tad hungry from my diet (started today)
What do you think?........Do you think there is a market for my stuff?.............
Your all going to get them anyways lol.....

Gravy on chipsYeah

 CRAZY GUITAR INTRO  -  lot of headbangin

Taste in yr mouth
With a Northern twist
made from  granules from the tinYeah…
not like yellow custard
Or underpants

Gravy on yr lips
Gravy on yr chips
Crazy GravyMmmmmmmmm

GUTAIR GONE MAD……. 

What about some cheese
Pleeeeze
Custard yellow smoking mellow
Gravy cheesy chips
Whats that smell?

Lips like chips
Cheesy lips
Crazy Gravy
Mmmmmmmmmm
STRUMMING

Apple sauce from the pot
With chips fatty hot
Sweet and sowa
In yr Face
Big Disgrace Wow wow wow

Sweet fat lips
Taste those chips
Pour on Gravy Yeah
Mmmmmmmmmm

ROCKING MAD

Gravy Gravy Chips and Gravy
Cheese on chips and chips on Gravy
With Apple sauce
Course
Yeah  

MORE CRAZY OUT TRO………………..

A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.

Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!  

Back to work tomorrow as school hols are over now.
Had a very lazy two weeks not doing all that much really. Had planned to decorate but now I have plans to build another house/flats and convert mine into flats dosent seem much point. So the lounge has stayed Caribean
Holiday curtisy of the previous owners!
Then........
Had quite a quiet week-end really. Rotten weather yesterday which kept us indoors. A planned naughty night with my man was overtaken by his children, whilst my daughter disapeared off on saturday night to a sleep over and then reappeared on Sunday at 3.30pm!!

Now im off to read the final chapters of Blowfly and its going to be weel good and then some sleep. Early up in the morning to do ponies and back into the old work mode routine.
Nite Campers xx