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  • Long time no post!!

    Feeling guilty not posted for an age.....
    Not felt inspired been changing my life around.
    Got myself a new job as a Science Technician .......help!!
    I know nothing of science except from school and that was a while ago. Still whats a bung or two between friends...
    Had puppies or rather the dog did ... quite how or who got there i cant imagine. It was all a bit of a surprise. Few weeks before they popped out I kinda knew she was a bit fatter slower, started breaking into chocolate and asked for apple sauce on her chips!
    There were 6 but one died. They are now 9 weeks old and have completely wrecked the porch/ garden and shed!! Three have been sold for load of money £600 so cant complain there! and two are left a really lovely boy and a tiny hairy little girl which my darling daughter keeps mooning at me with big eyes to keep.

    But can I really take on another idiot hairy arsed dog with muddy paws which jump all over my house and trample my beautiful car!!
    We shall see.

    I have put in a planning application in to build flats ajoining my house so am waiting for that which will keep me busy and poor until they are built and either rented or sold.

    And biggest new of all is that M has asked me to go live with him.
    This ive kinda put off for a while. The kids dont really see eye to eye and Im kinda thinking maybe im a bit too lazy to be mother to a whole brood of a family. This one im pondering on. There are pros and cons both ways and im summing them up.

    Sanctuary gone
    A Diminished sex life
    kids everywhere
    Double washing and Ironing
    Lost control of the TV
    Toast for a lazy T - I hate cooking
    Alcoholic binges a thing of the past
    Endless Fools and Horse and old Crap TV
    Endless Housework in a house full of droppers!

    or

    An end to lonely nights.
    Company
    Cuddle in bed
    Little and often sex!
    Household bills halved
    Food bills halved

    Reading this back it dont sound tooo good..
    I think I been on my own too long
    Why do people move in together?
    xx

  • Puppies

    Ive had puppies!!!!!   party-smiley-052
    or rather my dog Poppy has.........
    Theyre soooo luvely
    Will post pic soon

    smiley%20fondle%20little%20dog xxx

  • The fantastic Joni Mitchell

     
    CARY - JONI MITCHELL


    The wind is in from Africa
    Last night I couldn't sleep
    Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here Carey
    But it's really not my home
    My fingernails are filthy, I got beach tar on my feet
    And I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologne

    Oh Carey get out your cane
    And I'll put on some silver
    Oh you're a mean old Daddy, but I like you fine

    Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine
    And we'll laugh and toast to nothing and smash our empty glasses down
    Let's have a round for these freaks and these soldiers
    A round for these friends of mine
    Let's have another round for the bright red devil
    Who keeps me in this tourist town

    Come on, Carey, get out your cane
    I'll put on some silver
    Oh you're a mean old Daddy, but I like you

    Maybe I'll go to Amsterdam
    Or maybe I'll go to Rome
    And rent me a grand piano and put some flowers 'round my room
    But let's not talk about fare-thee-welIs now
    The night is a starry dome.
    And they're playin' that scratchy rock and roll
    Beneath the Matalla Moon

    Come on, Carey, get out your cane
    And I'll put on some silver
    You're a mean old Daddy, but I like you

    CAREY - JONI MITCHELL
    The wind is in from Africa
    Last night I couldn't sleep
    Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here
    But, it's really not my home
    Maybe it's been too long a time
    Since I was scramblin' down in the street
    Now they got me used to that clean white linen
    And that fancy French cologne

    Oh Carey, get out your cane
    I'll put on my finest silver
    We'll go to the Mermaid Cafe
    Have fun tonight
    I said, Oh, you're a mean old Daddy, but you're out of sight

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    Joni does no wrong!

  • "If"

    If

    If you can keep your head when all about you
    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
    If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
    But make allowance for their doubting too:
    If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
    Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
    Or being hated don't give way to hating,
    And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

    If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
    If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim,
    If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
    And treat those two impostors just the same:
    If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
    Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
    Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
    And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;

    If you can make one heap of all your winnings
    And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
    And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
    And never breathe a word about your loss:
    If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
    To serve your turn long after they are gone,
    And so hold on when there is nothing in you
    Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

    If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
    Or walk with Kings -- nor lose the common touch,
    If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
    If all men count with you, but none too much:
    If you can fill the unforgiving minute
    With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
    Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
    And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!

    -- Rudyard Kipling

    Great poem, worthy of my Blog

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  • Immigrant Smileys

    The smiley on Blog are sooo boring. i wish you could import them but as much as ive tried I cant. Only save them in my media and upload them. Any ideas anyone?

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    smilie_bettsick0019party0019music-smiley-018        party0019party0011party-smiley-052party0011party0007laughing-smiley-011party-smiley-020rolleye0012kngtclappingcuddleernaehrung004

    Happy little things lol
    x

  • The Apprentice - The only thing worth watching

    The Apprentice was hotting up last night and the nails were out and sharp.

    Lindy got the Alan Sugar Finger - As the head of sales who didnt actually sell anything!

    Jennifer seems to be a power hungry bitch - perfect winning material.

    Then theres Lucinda who comes across as soft and dappy..
    I like Lucinda - cant wait for next  week
    Go Lucinda...

  • Help !!! - Nero

    Im at work and I have to copy the Class 4's Play to DVD to sell to the parents. I am using Nero and havnt a clue.
    Has anyone ever used it so that they could explain to me in the most simplest format which part of Nero do I use!!!

    I have edited it in Windows Movie Maker and downloaded that onto a CD which is now in another PC with a DVD burner Drive.
    Now its saying all sorts of Formats. WMA - whats that? I just need it to Burn to a DVD which Parents can watch in their standard DVD players.
    HELP :(

  • Should i give up my Day Job?

    Have decided to write songs.........
    Im pretty good I think. This is one I penned today totally inspirational - probably I think a bit cause im a tad hungry from my diet (started today)
    What do you think?........Do you think there is a market for my stuff?.............
    Your all going to get them anyways lol.....

    Gravy on chipsYeah

     
    CRAZY GUITAR INTRO  -  lot of headbangin

    Taste in yr mouth
    With a Northern twist
    made from  granules from the tinYeah…
    not like yellow custard
    Or underpants

    Gravy on yr lips
    Gravy on yr chips
    Crazy GravyMmmmmmmmm

    GUTAIR GONE MAD……. 

    What about some cheese
    Pleeeeze
    Custard yellow smoking mellow
    Gravy cheesy chips
    Whats that smell?

    Lips like chips
    Cheesy lips
    Crazy Gravy
    Mmmmmmmmmm
    STRUMMING

    Apple sauce from the pot
    With chips fatty hot
    Sweet and sowa
    In yr Face
    Big Disgrace Wow wow wow

    Sweet fat lips
    T
    aste those chips
    P
    our on Gravy Yeah
    Mmmmmmmmmm

    ROCKING MAD

    Gravy Gravy Chips and Gravy
    Cheese on chips and chips on Gravy
    With Apple sauce
    Course
    Yeah  

    MORE CRAZY OUT TRO………………..

  • Joking apart

    A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.

    When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"

    "That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said.

    Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
    Tuesday went by with the same result.
    Wednesday went by with the same result.

    Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!  

  • School Hols Over

    Back to work tomorrow as school hols are over now.
    Had a very lazy two weeks not doing all that much really. Had planned to decorate but now I have plans to build another house/flats and convert mine into flats dosent seem much point. So the lounge has stayed Caribean
    Holiday curtisy of the previous owners!
    Then........
    Had quite a quiet week-end really. Rotten weather yesterday which kept us indoors. A planned naughty night with my man was overtaken by his children, whilst my daughter disapeared off on saturday night to a sleep over and then reappeared on Sunday at 3.30pm!!

    I did my ironing while watching the Emmerdale Omnibus. Exiting stuff aye!

    Now im off to read the final chapters of Blowfly and its going to be weel good and then some sleep. Early up in the morning to do ponies and back into the old work mode routine.
    Nite Campers xx

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