Second morning woken much to bloody early when im on my hols. Have been liiving with a 60+ year old woman for the past 3 months She came in as my lodger and i stupidy thught oh that wud be k but she has driven me mad I have given her marching orders. She is off friday and bloody good ridance. Its like living with my mother only worse cause you vent at her. i call her stacies mum aka Golum because she starts randomly trying to have a conversation about crap. She smell like old and I cant wait to see the back of her. The money is just not worth it - my sanity is far more important. Its put me off lodgers in my space for life.................
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The nutter is leaving
@ 2009-07-29 – 09:38:39
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Long time no post!!
@ 2008-07-08 – 12:36:21
Feeling guilty not posted for an age.....
Not felt inspired been changing my life around.
Got myself a new job as a Science Technician .......help!!
I know nothing of science except from school and that was a while ago. Still whats a bung or two between friends...
Had puppies or rather the dog did ... quite how or who got there i cant imagine. It was all a bit of a surprise. Few weeks before they popped out I kinda knew she was a bit fatter slower, started breaking into chocolate and asked for apple sauce on her chips!
There were 6 but one died. They are now 9 weeks old and have completely wrecked the porch/ garden and shed!! Three have been sold for load of money £600 so cant complain there! and two are left a really lovely boy and a tiny hairy little girl which my darling daughter keeps mooning at me with big eyes to keep.But can I really take on another idiot hairy arsed dog with muddy paws which jump all over my house and trample my beautiful car!!
We shall see.I have put in a planning application in to build flats ajoining my house so am waiting for that which will keep me busy and poor until they are built and either rented or sold.
And biggest new of all is that M has asked me to go live with him.
This ive kinda put off for a while. The kids dont really see eye to eye and Im kinda thinking maybe im a bit too lazy to be mother to a whole brood of a family. This one im pondering on. There are pros and cons both ways and im summing them up.Sanctuary gone
A Diminished sex life
kids everywhere
Double washing and Ironing
Lost control of the TV
Toast for a lazy T - I hate cooking
Alcoholic binges a thing of the past
Endless Fools and Horse and old Crap TV
Endless Housework in a house full of droppers!or
An end to lonely nights.
Company
Cuddle in bed
Little and often sex!
Household bills halved
Food bills halvedReading this back it dont sound tooo good..
I think I been on my own too long
Why do people move in together?
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Puppies
@ 2008-05-15 – 13:06:00
Ive had puppies!!!!!
or rather my dog Poppy has.........
Theyre soooo luvely
Will post pic soon
xxx
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The fantastic Joni Mitchell
@ 2008-05-13 – 11:20:11
CARY - JONI MITCHELL
The wind is in from Africa
Last night I couldn't sleep
Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here Carey
But it's really not my home
My fingernails are filthy, I got beach tar on my feet
And I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologneOh Carey get out your cane
And I'll put on some silver
Oh you're a mean old Daddy, but I like you fineCome on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine
And we'll laugh and toast to nothing and smash our empty glasses down
Let's have a round for these freaks and these soldiers
A round for these friends of mine
Let's have another round for the bright red devil
Who keeps me in this tourist townCome on, Carey, get out your cane
I'll put on some silver
Oh you're a mean old Daddy, but I like youMaybe I'll go to Amsterdam
Or maybe I'll go to Rome
And rent me a grand piano and put some flowers 'round my room
But let's not talk about fare-thee-welIs now
The night is a starry dome.
And they're playin' that scratchy rock and roll
Beneath the Matalla MoonCome on, Carey, get out your cane
And I'll put on some silver
You're a mean old Daddy, but I like youCAREY - JONI MITCHELL
The wind is in from Africa
Last night I couldn't sleep
Oh, you know it sure is hard to leave here
But, it's really not my home
Maybe it's been too long a time
Since I was scramblin' down in the street
Now they got me used to that clean white linen
And that fancy French cologneOh Carey, get out your cane
I'll put on my finest silver
We'll go to the Mermaid Cafe
Have fun tonight
I said, Oh, you're a mean old Daddy, but you're out of sight
Joni does no wrong!
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"If"
@ 2008-05-13 – 11:12:14
If
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Man, my son!-- Rudyard Kipling
Great poem, worthy of my Blog
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The Apprentice - The only thing worth watching
@ 2008-04-24 – 12:28:51
The Apprentice was hotting up last night and the nails were out and sharp.
Lindy got the Alan Sugar Finger - As the head of sales who didnt actually sell anything!
Jennifer seems to be a power hungry bitch - perfect winning material.
Then theres Lucinda who comes across as soft and dappy..
I like Lucinda - cant wait for next week
Go Lucinda...
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Help !!! - Nero
@ 2008-04-22 – 13:04:26
Im at work and I have to copy the Class 4's Play to DVD to sell to the parents. I am using Nero and havnt a clue.
Has anyone ever used it so that they could explain to me in the most simplest format which part of Nero do I use!!!I have edited it in Windows Movie Maker and downloaded that onto a CD which is now in another PC with a DVD burner Drive.
Now its saying all sorts of Formats. WMA - whats that? I just need it to Burn to a DVD which Parents can watch in their standard DVD players.
HELP
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Should i give up my Day Job?
@ 2008-04-21 – 15:10:57
Have decided to write songs.........
Im pretty good I think. This is one I penned today totally inspirational - probably I think a bit cause im a tad hungry from my diet (started today)
What do you think?........Do you think there is a market for my stuff?.............
Your all going to get them anyways lol.....
Gravy on chipsYeah
CRAZY GUITAR INTRO - lot of headbangin
Taste in yr mouth
With a Northern twist
made from granules from the tinYeah…
not like yellow custard
Or underpants
Gravy on yr lips
Gravy on yr chips
Crazy GravyMmmmmmmmm
GUTAIR GONE MAD…….
What about some cheese
Pleeeeze
Custard yellow smoking mellow
Gravy cheesy chips
Whats that smell?
Lips like chips
Cheesy lips
Crazy Gravy
Mmmmmmmmmm
STRUMMING
Apple sauce from the pot
With chips fatty hot
Sweet and sowa
In yr Face
Big Disgrace Wow wow wow
Sweet fat lips
Taste those chips
Pour on Gravy Yeah
Mmmmmmmmmm
ROCKING MAD
Gravy Gravy Chips and Gravy
Cheese on chips and chips on Gravy
With Apple sauce
Course
Yeah
MORE CRAZY OUT TRO………………..
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Joking apart
@ 2008-04-21 – 13:12:53
A married man left from work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the weekend (and his salary) partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of abuse from his wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?"
"That would suit me just fine!!!" the man said.
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday went by with the same result.
Wednesday went by with the same result.Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the corner of his left eye!
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